SuburbanTragic

Marc. 19. Film Student. Cynic. Terrible Puns.

forminvoltron:

apowerfulbeat:

sufferbus:

fuckyeahunicornsandhitler:

GET ON MAH HOARSE!1!!11!1


Okay, I thought I was the only one who thought this was funny.
you are not.

For Tim Lee.

forminvoltron:

apowerfulbeat:

sufferbus:

fuckyeahunicornsandhitler:

GET ON MAH HOARSE!1!!11!1

Okay, I thought I was the only one who thought this was funny.

you are not.

For Tim Lee.

We are done.

Time to smoke a blunt, and perhaps, visit a diner…???

Either way, I am drinking so much coffee.

I know what I’m throwing on the turntable when I get home.

Oh man, the 1800s Series is a beautiful deck.

Oh man, the 1800s Series is a beautiful deck.

This thing is almost done.

I just want to rip the fuck out of my bong.

That's good to know. I was outright advised against it, but I'll probably try it now.

Thanks.

Hey You.

It’s 5X, which is why I kind of don’t want to waste my time.  I can like, go to the head shop across the street and get better stuff.

It’s not my friend’s fault, he didn’t know.  He. Didn’t. Know.

OH OKAY

pertoleum:

MAKE FUN OF ME

I’M THE DRUMMER

I GET IT

HAR HAR HAR

DISREGARD THE FACT THAT I WRITE ALL THE SONGS

EVEN THE FUCKING GUITAR PARTS

LAUGH

LAUGH

AS SOON AS I LEARN TO SING

ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKED

WITHOUT US, THEY WOULD BE FUCKED.

interrobangin:

suburbantragic:

You have to push the baby out of your ass.

I was having a serious discussion about an “I Didn’t Know I was Pregnant” episode earlier, where the girl thought she was pushing out a poop for two hours then realized, when she was stuck to the thing in the toilet, that it was a baby? I haven’t seen this ep, but I am a firm believer that those would be two entirely different sensations. Apparently, not everyone would agree. Do we need to up education here? If so, how so?

The idea of “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” terrifies me.

How? How?

You have to push the baby out of your ass.

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