January 2012
“My friends and I used to dress up in Lolita and go to the mall.”
– Excerpt from a Reddit comment proving that our generation is the worst.
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“Woodstock was just Durst being Durst. His attitude is ‘no press is bad...”
– Les Claypool
Sorry, I just wanted you guys to see this terrible quote.
Everyone is going to Brooklyn tomorrow.
It’s going to be Marc and Darleen VS Long Island.
Dear Vicki Sue Robinson,
I turned the beat around once. It was awful.
rickytenderly:
State Lines: We are playing Stay Sweet Fest: Part II in Richmond, Virginia
statelinesny:
April 13-15. This line-up is unbelievable and only going to get better in the upcoming weeks:
ALGERNON CADWALLADER ASPIGA BRIDGE AND TUNNEL BROADCASTER CANDY HEARTS CAPTAIN, WE’RE SINKING! CENSORS CHOKE UP CITIZEN CODE ORANGE KIDS CRIMINAL CULTURE CRUCIAL DUDES DAYTRADER DIRECT HIT!...
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The owner of Sac's Place in Astoria just came into...
He just opened a place down the turnpike and is giving Aaron, Noodles, and I a free meal tomorrow for a review.
Being a *food critic* has its benefits.
fivefifteen replied to your post: Damn we made good time.
things no one says ever.
I’m truly shocked.
Damn we made good time.
I should take the late bus more often.
On the bus to New York.
Cue travel montage set to Rusted Root.
The Easy Drake Oven™
“Your cookies will come out soft as hell.”
Come on, people.
We can put dogs on the moon, but we can’t make a microwave that also cools things down when the soup is too hot? Seriously.
College Kid President
College Kid President pulls an all-nighter because he forgot to write the State of The Union
College Kid President took too much adderall and now we’re at war with Norway
College Kid President disbands Secret Service, forms “Secret Brosephs.”
College Kid President makes “Infinity Guitars” the national anthem
College Kid President turns Air Force One into a...
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I'm on this thing called Buzzfeed
wershbersh:
I just found out about it, but it’s pretty cool. You should all check it out!
That’s the site about bee feeding, right? Boy, you’d think that the internet would have more resources on bee feeding, but you’d be dead wrong. I have all these bees here that I have to feed, or else they are going to get very angry and maybe revolt or run away, and that would just break...
twilightmaze replied to your photo: I miss my incredibly specific cereal.
I want to eat that.
Off-brand Cinnamon Toast Crunch is much better than the real stuff, in my opinion.
fivefifteen replied to your post: I was going to ask if anyone wanted to act as my…
i’m there. let’s get fake hitched.
I’d have to get a fake ID, which at 21 is really lame. We’d also have to prove a combined income of $60,000, which I didn’t realize. I will continue to look out for ways to scam the hospitality industry, though.
Edit: Wyndham doesn’t do...
yeahiwasintheshit replied to your post: I was going to ask if anyone wanted to act as my…
ill do it!
You know, people complain about how awful those timeshare things are, but I mean, if they really want to sell the property to you, they have to pull out all the stops to impress you. I’m more than willing to put up with a bunch of bullshit if it means a cheap stay and some good...
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I was going to ask if anyone wanted to act as my fiancee for a 3-day stay in Hilton Head for one of those timeshare presentations, but you have to be 25. I’m totally willing to fake an engagement and sit through a 90 minute presentation, but I’m not really up for falsifying government issued IDs. That’s too much work.
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Back to feeling 100%.
What a fucking horrifying thing. I mean, on the list of terrible things that can happen to you, this one has to be pretty low, but still. At least now I can cross “blacking out kind of” off of my bucket list.
crheintz replied to your post: I just got a bunch of soda in my lungs.
Is that how people from Syracuse drink soda?
Go to hell, Noodles.
(Funny enough, one time I was drinking water, and my friend Drew made me laugh, causing me to spit my water back into the glass. He asked if that’s how we drank in Syracuse.)
yeahiwasintheshit replied to your post: I just got a bunch of soda in my lungs.
thats not normal.
No, I’m sure it’s not, but then again, I got a whole lot of soda in there. I called my dad to get the family doctor’s number (just to make sure aspiration pneumonia isn’t a risk now) and he said the exact same thing happened to him on a job site a couple of months ago.
...
queen-of-everything replied to your post: I just got a bunch of soda in my lungs.
what
It was pretty awful. I thought I was coming out of a seizure at first, but then I remembered I got a bunch of liquid in my damn lungs.
I just got a bunch of soda in my lungs.
It felt like it normally does when liquid goes down the wrong pipe, but then the pain got really fucking intense, I blacked out for a few seconds, and came to on the floor, shaking. I have never had anything like that happen to me in my life, and I’m not quite sure what exactly happened, but I’m pretty sure it had to do with having too much carbonated liquid in my lungs.
Drunk me torrents season 1 of Gilmore Girls.
CC: Aaron Calvin.
“Always a bridesmaid, never a horse.”
– A woman whose friends are all getting married and can also turn into horses.
“Stay gold, Ponyboy.”
– A guy talking to a gold statue of a horse rider.
Names for math rock bands:
Phil Spectre
That’s it. Only that one.
Anonymous asked: where is there video of the ragtime show? really need to see that.
Anonymous asked: i dont believe it, if you were really honored, youd be honoured
Anonymous asked: What was your worst experience?
steviemcfly replied to your post: I regard you as my nigga.
Is it weird that I also regard you as my nigga, but feel weird to hear someone else say that?
Again, I am honored, but it is a weird thing to hear. I usually only heard it from white pot dealers my freshman year.
Tried CheddarMint.
No.
Anonymous asked: What color is your toothbrush?
nervousrex replied to your post: Almost brought myself to try CheddarMint, but I won’t let Jonsense win.
its good
I refuse to believe that.
Actually, you know what? I’m going to try it. As much as I want to denounce that vile concoction for the rest of my life, I will try it.
God save the queen.
jeanma asked: Would you be my Bill Hicks if I ever direct a film with him in it?