SuburbanTragic

May 29

gifthorsedentistry asked: Come to the city. There's an alcohol surplus so they're trying to give it away before it spreads to the water supply.

You know, I’m actually going to be back really soon. I have some logistics to work out, but I’ve basically decided to not put up with this South Jersey shit any longer. And mark my words, I will drink the city fucking dry.

May 28

gifthorsedentistry:

heyveronica:

nervousrex:

Veronica’s shower

Amanda is the worst house guest.

Someone finally murdered Caitlin Maloney

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james-andrews replied to your post: There’s a terrible feeling that comes from…
I just poured one out for you.

Make sure to also pour one out for my homeboy, Satan.

Spending the day drinking off last night’s residual bad vibes with the saxiest of sax men from Rowan University. 

Also, grilled meats. Can’t go wrong there.

A Butcavage Family Memorial Day Military History

• Stolsky Butkowski-Shot for cowardice during peacetime
• Donatello Sokolowski-Marched the wrong direction during the Civil War, killed three Canadians
• Gary Butkovich-Defected to Norway during the Korean War
• Stolsky Butkowski III- Crushed by a child on a bicycle in Vietnam, received half a Purple Heart
• Bartlomiej Butcavage- While on night duty in Desert Storm, took a wrong turn and crossed the trans-dimensional plane, ascended into the eternal scream chamber, grew 40,000 limbs

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apcalvin replied to your post: There’s a terrible feeling that comes from…

Keep fighting the good fight.

You know ain’t no one going to keep me down, Mad Dog.

May 27

vodkaismyextracurricularactivity replied to your post: There’s a terrible feeling that comes from…

Long live Marc.

Sea Marc is dead. Long live Marc Punk.

There’s a terrible feeling that comes from drinking too much bourbon by yourself while you’re 110 miles from mostly everyone that you care about, and even knowing that that will change soon doesn’t change the fact that you’re alone watching “Extreme House Boats.”