I haven’t seen my roommate in 24 hours and our fridge has been out for repair for three days now so I can’t go full-on grocery shopping yet and things are gettin’ really wild over here.
The most dangerous thing in the world is this two pound bag of Twizzlers next to my bed right now.
“Talkies Killed Vaudeville” would be a great name for a high school hardcore band that only plays pay-to-play battle of the bands where the audience votes because the VFW got bulldozed and turned into the vacant lot where Mandy and Todd had sex. I know this because Rob found a condom wrapper and I heard Todd say that his dad gives him condoms because he’s the coolest kid in school.
Aguirre, The Wrath of God | Werner Herzog | 1972
If my whole building smells like pot and my landlord lives here that’s probably a pretty clear green light, right?
I tried being discreet with the contractor. I tried to making it less uncomfortable, but I was too quiet and now I have thirty saxophones chained to the wall in the sub-basement and my plans are ruined. This sax dungeon has ruined my life.
Im not really attracted to black girls, or white girls, or any of the other kinds of girls, and no, I’m not racist. just because I m only attracted to ghosts, spirits, spectral haunts and will-o’-wisps doesn’t make me racist. it’s just my preference, and there’s nothing racist about having preferences
I can’t believe we just let the KKK have “Imperial Wizard” and “Grand Goblin.” I demand to know who fucked this up.