Things I want to know about Courtney Stodden:
- HOW THE FUCK IS THIS PERSON SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD?
- What in the ever loving hell is wrong with her parents?
- Is she hopped on tranquilizers all the time? Because she’s got that vacant Anna Nicole look in her eyes.
- Are there people who actually see her as a model-slash-actress or does everyone who follows her on twitter or follow here life just do it in a train wreck sort of way?
- HOW DOES A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL LOOK LIKE THIS?
- Do you think she ever lays awake at night wondering what it might have been like to have a childhood?
- Do you think her twitter is ghostwritten by someone who once wrote poems for Hallmark cards and got fired for being too “touchy feely” with their co-workers?
- How has Chris Hansen not had a talk with her husband yet?
- Where did she come from? How did she get semi-famous? Did her parents just whore her out to the highest perverted bidder?
- HOW ARE HER PARENTS NOT MORTIFIED?
- What is the over/under on the age at which she will first be found face down on the bathroom floor in a pool of her own vomit?
- Is it me or has she, at 17, aged as badly as anyone on any Real Housewives show?
- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE INVOLVED IN ANY ASPECT OF HER LIFE?
- What the fuck is wrong with America?
- Am I the only one completely saddened by this spectacle?
Jesus Christ, she looks like she’s 40. And not the good 40.
(Source: openareas)
