hammerito:drinkyourjuice:bobbyfinger:
At 12:30AM Sunday, I thought the reason I wasn’t getting home as early as planned was that piece-of-shit L train. Seven hours later I found out it was because, among other things, of a severed head.
Before arriving at the First Ave, Brooklyn-bound L stop, I received and ignored a text message from a friend that said, “The woman next to me on the sidewalk just saw a decapitated head apparently and is crying into her cellphone about it.”
This thing I wrote was just put on Gawker and so was a text from Christine.
Nvr 4get the time I thought a woman was nuts but then it turned out she had actually seen a severed head on the subway.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. So that’s why I couldn’t get into the city last night. See also: 4 other people died on the subway this weekend.
I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
4 IN THE LAST 24 HOURS?!
THIS IS WHY WE DONT PLAY GAMES NEAR THE SUBWAY.
Oh, no. We always play games near the subway, why the hell wouldn’t you? This just proves that you should never take the L Train.
