SuburbanTragic

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Anonymous asked: What was your worst experience?

You know, it’s hard to narrow it down to one, so I’ll give you a list of complete disasters in my life.

  • That time I played baseball for a full little league season
  • The time I had to play three black characters (among others) in a community theater production of Ragtime and it came off really racist
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  • I once touched the prongs of a vacuum while trying to unplug it and got a nasty jolt
  • Every time I try to ironĀ 
  • Every time I attempt to dance with a lady

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